WELCOME BACK FROM SPRING BREAK. You know what they say… cornrows or it didn’t happen. Since there was no #BreakTheRules last week this week has to be twice as good right? WRONG. In an epic display of senior year, no ragrets, YOLO-swag Graham Bowling, Amanda Lawson, Julia Schoyer, and myself traveled to London, Spain and…
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Thirsty Cougars We Are Not: Time with The Miami Valley Knitting Guild [#BreakTheRules]
You know two things I miss about NOT living in a college town? Little kids and old people. To be honest I mostly miss little kids, but running up to God’s children in Oxford Community Park with a sack of fruit snacks is looked down upon in some circles. Strutting up to a table of retired women…
3 Friends, 3 Fad Diets, One Pissy Week [#BreakTheRules]
Are you looking to tone that tummy before spring break? Watch us help you not figure it out. We do dumb stuff so you don’t have to. WELCOME TO THE FIRST and probably only #BREAKTHERULES VLOG! If you’re my mom reading this… a vlog is a video blog. You’re welcome Kathy! WARNING: This week’s blog explores some…
We Spent Last Week Exchanging Secrets with Strangers [#BreakTheRules]
Remember on week one when I told you #BreakTheRules was purposely set up so that I would fail? WELL HERE COMES JOHNNY. I had this pretty awesome plan to go explore a super haunted bar in Northern Kentucky with a tribe of lesbian ghost hunters but that fell through for two reasons. 1. I have a penis…
We Recreated an MTV Dating Reality Show and it Got Weird. [#BreakTheRules]
Remember those days when we bolted from the bus as soon as our feet hit the pavement to watch 2 hours of MTV? It was social conformity at its finest, and it was awesome. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila ruined everyone’s innocence, Next encouraged superficial hookups based on appearance alone, Date My Mom was…
That One Time We Drove 3 Hours to Worship the Moon with the Witches [#BreakTheRules]
This week’s post is brought to you by the letters: HOLE. E. FRICK. You know those adventures where you deliberately tell your parents after the fact so you don’t get a ear-full of stuff you don’t care about? Boy do I have a tale for you. Let’s start from the beginning. One of my goals for the…
I Pathologically Lied to a Bunch of Freshmen. [#BreakTheRules]
LIAR. DECEIVER. MOTHER-LOVER. 3 words I would use to describe myself last week and I am NOT sorry about it. I spent all of last week eating at freshmen dining halls and posing as a transfer student. I am probably the worst liar ever. Everything is bout 100x funnier when a big, juicy lie slides off…
It’s Time to #BreakTheRULES
Last spring while I was ‘studying abroad’ in San Francisco, my dad bought me a super epic mug at a mug shop (anything goes nowadays, please reevaluate your business model) for the exclusive purpose of inspiring me every time I spring out of bed. The mug has one of my favorite sayings on it, it’s…
