Ever wonder how the sausage gets made around here? And, yes, I can “get rim” – stop asking!! 🏀 I know “hot girl summer” was technically last year, but I don’t think I’m alone in thinking it could have been SOOoOO much hotter. That’s why I’m taking it upon myself to give you a new…
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Social etiquette for idiots like me
If you’re anything like me, COVID wasn’t kind to your social skills. For example, before the pandemi-lovato, I said things like “please”, “thank you”, and “Sorry for existing, can I get a burrito with white rice?” Now, I mute myself to burp, stage-4 manspread – and eat spaghetti with my hands! Because masks are today’s…
Boomers’ first social media guide
Do you ever claim to live a “No BS” lifestyle then realize you’re 1000% BS? Me neither. This is actually my first-ever attempt at what my therapist calls “sayin’ it straight.” Which is code for saying a bunch of crazy stuff disguised as truth. And then delivering it with angry eyebrows! You know the ones….
How to trick strangers into thinking you have cool hobbies
You know what question is the literal worst? Or the slightly more desperate … Well, here’s the truth and it hurts: I’ve NEVER been able to give a good answer to this question. Usually, I get real uncomfortable and then there’s some weird stare down until somebody walks away. And it’s usually me, RUNNING AWAY…
The Mingle by Christian 