The horrors of entering your “late twenties”

Me: Alexa, at what age do you enter your “late twenties”? *Sips hot milk with a soft smile* Alexa: Age 27 Me: It’s official. I’m on death’s door. I’m not gonna lie, getting old is hard for me. And it’s not just because new apps are being released that I don’t understand. TikTok whaddup. Or…